Why Construction Workers Are Never Mistaken for the Literati

On the way back from lunch I overheard the following conversation at a construction site:

"...and then I told the dude, sure..."

[Pause for dramatic effect]

"...WITH MY DICK!!!"

Howls of laughter greeted this punchline, to which the speaker added a Michael Jackson crotch-grab for added emphasis. I think it's safe to assume this joke never made the rounds at the Algonquin Round Table.