Once a Dick, Always a Dick

Dick End-Berg's Unforced Error at the Net

During the trophy ceremony Saturday night after Justin Henin won her second U.S. Open and seventh overall Grand Slam, CBS announcer Dick Enberg referred to her as "Justine Henin-Hardenne" — even though she dropped the hyphenated addition to her name earlier in the year when she went through a very public divorce from hyphen-prone hubby Pierre-Yves Hardenne (thus causing her to miss the Australian Open). No wonder Enberg's bio is called Oh My!

School started back last Monday, Dick; start doing your homework!