Friday, May 15, 2009


Main Entry: gor·gasm
Pronunciation: \ˈgȯr-ˌga-zəm\
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin linguistic blending of intransitive verb gorge - to eat greedily or to partake of something in large amounts <gorging on food> - and orgasmus, from Greek orgasmos, from organ to grow ripe, be lustful; probably akin to Sanskrit ūrjā sap, strength, date: circa 2009

1. intense or paroxysmal physical excitement and satisfaction derived from partaking of the delicious Chinese, Italian, American, Japanese, seafood, prime rib, sushi, ice cream, desserts, pastries, and hibachi-grilled food on offer at Hibachi Grill & Supreme Buffet; especially : an explosive feeling of fullness as the stomach expands to accomodate digestive overload, usually accompanied by sexually-charged moans of pleasure in both male and female eaters.

2. intense mental satisfaction derived from paying only $6.99 weekday/lunch and $9.49 weekend/dinner prices for food that is always fresh and constantly replenished.

Example: Tom and Amy had simultaneous gorgasms after feasting on pepper shrimp, fried bananas, butter-drenched cabbage and cheesecake at Hibachi Grill and Supreme Buffet.
gor·gas·mic \gȯr-ˈgaz-mik\ also gor·gas·tic \gor-ˈgas-tik\ adjective

SYNONYMS see Heaven on Earth; see also
Hibachi Grill & Supreme Buffet (2033 East Joppa Road, Parkville, MD 21234,410-882-8238)

Tom makes peace with the Terracotta Army greeters at Hibachi Grill

Amy illustrates her involuntary stomach expansion at the moment of gorgasm



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