A Series of Unfortunate Events
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I've lost my mojo. Specifically, my good luck amulet, my Guardian Angel coin from Baltimore's legendary St. Jude's Shrine. And now, faster than you can say Lemony Snicket, a series of unfortunate events have occurred.
OK, maybe I'm not suffering as much Young Werther. And maybe I haven't faced as many trials and tribulations as Biblical sad sack Job, but in the last two days:
- I came to work without any money in my pockets, causing me a lunchtime panic (I didn't notice until a bum asked me for money for a cup of coffee)
- I cut myself shaving in a very intimate area this morning (right after posting a blog about "manscaping" in that area)
- I accidentally deleted a Word Document I had worked on all day
- Last night I had a power outage right in the middle of digital video editing on my computer
- My alarm clock died, making me late for work. Now I have to use a back-up alarm clock, an obnoxious Hello Kitty clock an old girlfriend gave me that blares a Japanese-accented, endless loop Karaoke Kitty Ditty of "Hello hello hello!"
- I ran out of Baby Wipes (it could be worse - thank God I don't have a baby!)
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2 Comments:
Is that a picture of Saint Jude or John Ritter?
Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.
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