A Great Idea Gone Astray

Someone finally came up with the idea of a nudist library, the AMERICAN NUDIST RESEARCH LIBRARY,(in Kissimmee, Florida, of course), and it looks like it's filled with nothing but gross old men!
So whither the chickage? Don't female nudists like to read? (Or is that a woman on the end of the photo at left?) It looks one humanoid was considerate enough to bring a towel to sit on. Which begs the repellent question, whose job is it to clean off the chairs?

My dream job is now a nightmare.