Friday, September 30, 2005

Jesus Cries When You Touch Yourself

Thanks to the Mobtown Shank for alerting me to this clip produced by Americans Against Masturbation:

Jesus Cries When You Touch Yourself

If Jesus' tears aren't enough to sway you touchy-feely folk away from the error of your ways, see also the "Operation Infinite Purity" discussion on the The White House Web site. We may not be able to win the War on Terrorism, the War on Iraq, the War on Drugs, or the War on Cronyism (see Michael Brown and FEMA), but we CAN win the War on Masturbation!

And remember, God was so offended when Onan spilled his seed upon the ground that God struck Onan dead! Every sperm is sacred! So stop fiddling about!


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